This really has to stop. First, you send me
lovely evil orange Creamsicle fiber. Then I spun it. Then you told me to abuse it. And I did.
and just for the record, I did have a flower to match
Then, then you did something terrible to me. Anyone who knows me knows that I don't like blue. And purple runs a close second in the colors-I-don't-like department. So imagine my consternation when this arrived on my doorstep:
Imagine my distress when I found myself spinning something with sparkly bits in it.
When will this stop? I'm afraid I can't go on like this any longer. I can no longer tell friend from foe, crackdealer from innocent fiber dyer. I can't stop spinning. I abuse my yarn. I don't sleep.
I'm running out of bobbins.